Oh doy catch more of Todd & Rickey here ---> [here]
Priceless Banter: The Album
Priceless Banter: (WGC) Jim Tells A Story
Just in time for Christmas, Willard Gentleman's Club member, Jim, tells us a story that involves his father:
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Priceless Banter #37
Tuesday, October 30, 2007:The Checking In With Trudy Show
Sufjan Stevens, something from Branches, a smidgen of Dan, a dollop of Trudy from south London, and Ozzy's BSE (as of yesterday)!
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Here We Go....
"...Corey is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility. " [clicky]Well, yeah.
Priceless Banter #36
Wednesday, October 24, 2007:The GOMP Show*
GOMPin', some DPEP, some Lexington Pacheco, an old promo, and the Battle Hymn. Oh, and the Musical Innards of Jazz.
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* 'Cuz it's a birthday party, bitches!
Priceless Banter #35
Sunday, October 21, 2007:
The Last Priceless Banter Show*
Henry and Ty. A promo. Dave and Tom (Scharpling of the Best Show on WFMU). Some Re-Re-Kol. Rich and Ty. A lost episode of Blue York. Some the Dum Dum Club on the MySpace. Ty and cop. The end.
This is the last Priceless Banter: the Kingdom of Leisure Show show! We'll post a cast reunion show "soon."
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* It's Sunday afternoon, that's why.
The Last Priceless Banter Show*Henry and Ty. A promo. Dave and Tom (Scharpling of the Best Show on WFMU). Some Re-Re-Kol. Rich and Ty. A lost episode of Blue York. Some the Dum Dum Club on the MySpace. Ty and cop. The end.
This is the last Priceless Banter: the Kingdom of Leisure Show show! We'll post a cast reunion show "soon."
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* It's Sunday afternoon, that's why.
PB Schedule Update
Show 35 (the last show - Rich/T) soon.
Show 36 (the wrap up show) soon. Three dozen's enough.
You'll then have about 36 hours (that's a day and a half!).
Now you know.
Show 36 (the wrap up show) soon. Three dozen's enough.
You'll then have about 36 hours (that's a day and a half!).
Now you know.
PBTKOLPBADMMODG (from Hall of Famer, Breann)
PBTKOLPBADMMODG
Priceless Banter: The Kingdom of Leisure Podcast, Banter After Dark & the Massively, Multiplayer Online Drinking GameThe point of this game is to encourage the PB audience to listen again and again to the Podcast, playing the game with more and more friends until the phenomenon completely upends the WOW community and shuts down the Asian gold farming market.
Or, at least gets more than 3 people to listen to the shows...
Instructions:
Receive a call from Ty, Rich or Dave- Or all 3. Or none-- you can play with yourself! (insert masturbation aside here)
Pick a PBTKOL Podcast from the more than thirty (30) different (yet uncannily alike) episodes.
Select one (1) beverage from each of three (3) categories. Drinks have point levels which, as they are consumed, may be used to earn “stingers.” A base ten (10) points earned in a drink round earn the player a special f/x sound MP3 (eg fart fan, tea baggin’, ohnoyoko or car alarmist), which they can use to annoy fellow players throughout the game.
SWEET
Prune juice (may cause gastric movement w/in 20 minutes of ingestion): 1 pt
Rich, chocolate-y Ovaltine: 2 pt
Bubble tapioca tea: 1 pt
Hummingbird syrup (four-to-one mix): 3 pt
Kool-Aid (drunk through a Red Vine “straw”--): 2 pt
SAVORY
Piping hot, miso soup: 2 pt
Scaldingly hot, Egg Drop Flower soup: 3 pt
Room temperature barley water: 1 pt
Salty Dog cocktail (vodka + salt): 1 pt
My Aunt Flo cocktail (vodka + Clamato): 3 pt
Kefir (plain): 2 pt
ASTRINGENT
Kombucha: 1 pt
A full bota bag of Retsina (a Greek wine made from tree bark): 3 pt
Absinthe (the real Green Fairy stuff from “woodworm,” + sugar + spoon): 3 pt
Yerba maté (served in a calabash gourd, sipped from a bombilla): 2 pt
Schweppes Tonic water (must include ing. “quinine”): 1 pt
Tequila: 2 pt
Note: Most of these beverages may have to be quite noisily consumed (ie. slurping, gulping, sucking, heaving), or require frequent stirrings, pourings, scrapings, ice-jostling or other “freshening-up.” It is recommended that each player have plenty of their choice beverage on hand, as PB shows are notoriously dense and slow...
As the Podcast commences, you will take a drink from your trio of selections depending on the show cues.
SHOW CUES:
If your episode features an intro by a distinctly nasal woman’s voice = drink from savory
When Rich stutters slightly, coining the phrase “Because this is... this is priceless banter...” = drink from sweet
Whenever music is played from a TKOL “archive” = drink from astringent
Whenever Dave mentions: levels = astringent
Whenever Rich asks about Dave = sweet
Whenever Dave asks about Rich = savory
Whenever Ty mentions: wires, Wire Hut™ or Tandy Corp.© = astringent
If Rich says “wide stance” = no one drinks
If Ty says “wide stance” = savory
Any reference to “Blue York” = sweet
Any reference to Dave’s junk or Dave’s feet = sweet
If a mic feeds back or distorts= savory
If anyone asks “Can you hear me now?” = deduct 5 pts from each player, and/or recall any stingers awarded.
Announcement of ad sponsorship with possible legal conflicts = astringent
Discussion of orange juice = sweet
Discussion of “rotter” = savory
Discussion of eating “poop” or “poo” = no one drinks
When a female voice speaks Toilet Talk™ = astringent
Whenever Ty sighs disconsolately &/or discusses his family = astringent + sweet
If anyone says “we can edit that out,” or “take two” = savory
When Rich has a million dollar idea = sweet
When Ty has a million dollar idea = savory
When anything on Priceless Banter is outsourced = all stingers are taken away and all player points return to zero.
If topical discussion of politics, sports or failed TV pilots goes longer than 4 minutes = astringent
When Ty whispers = no one drinks
When Rich leaves dead air while thinking = savory
When Dave gets defensive about being called the World’s Worst Podcaster = sweet
Lastly:
When the PBTKOLP outro slide guitar begins, all players should drink the remainder of their drinks in order of: astringent, savory, sweet. Whomever does not vomit copiously is considered god-like and may receive many honors via Facebook gifts, or LinkedIn referrals...
LET’S PLAY!!
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