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Priceless Banter #11

Saturday, December 11, 2011:

Dave's Birthday Miracle Show (of the future)

Breakfast, found MD, Roz, LAVA in studio, Marcus is buried in wires, Senator Craig's ongoing admissions, Estaban and Mr. Kollen Show (just kidding), long chat with Susan, Kodosapien. (See party show photo at right, Todd, Big Dave Wave, and Rick).



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Priceless Banter #10

Thursday, August 30, 2007:

Thank You For That Generous Warm-up

Driving with the windows down ('cuz it's hot). Larry Craig's Confession. Sick-Ass Remix. Mad Monkeys. Red Eye. The Estaban & Mr. Kollen Show: Mr. Kollen's Dream. tKoL @ Phantasmagoria 2006 Live - Princess Bridge, Obligatory Train Song. Sue me over the levels, already. Learn to use the volume knob, dammit!

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East

Priceless Banter #09

Wednesday, August 29, 2007:

The Estaban & Mr. Kollen Show

Wire Hut. Estaban & Mr. Kollen. All of The Rest. Why podcasts suck. Ty plays "What Are They Doing Now?" Hint: Mr. Kollen's not working at Wire Hut after all.

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America

U.S. Americans Stand Strong!

More Miss Monkey

“Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t and if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography in our education, so people will learn how to read maps better.”

- Miss Monkey South Carolina

Priceless Banter #08

Tuesday, August 28, 2007:

Mid-week Music Make-up Show

Trying to atone for almost losing 3/4 of show seven. Here. Take it. Enjoy it. Be baffled. Now we're even!

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PB's First (non-self-referential) Quotation

"I can't put my finger on it, but I like this show, Senseless Banter."

- Leza

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Miss Monkey

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

- Miss Monkey South Carolina

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Priceless Banter #07

Monday, August 27, 2007:

Sponsored By...Episode Seven (the lost show...almost)

Dr. Hareem's world of fine products presents: The show almost lost. Deleted. Recovered. Software crashes. Everything that could go wrong and right. OCD to ADD.

One-half to one million dollar idea department. Dave calls the show. Everybody brings Dave's notes. Rich talks to the past. Ty talks to his future child. Democrats suck. Just listen.

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Priceless Banter #06

Saturday, August 25, 2007:

Another PBAD Show (not barefoot!)

Shoes, flip-flops, or sandals? Ty's Blue York shirt. When Dave met Rich. The gilded age has arrived. Dave of "Dave's Notes" (the world's worst podcast producer). Corey the world's worst podcast web manager. Arrested Development. Dave sez a poyme. Songs from the archives; songs from the future. Dave loses a ride. Rich goes hiking. XXX Chubby Twats. Music from Radiomakesmemad. Baby shower madness (oh, it's not a bachelor's party).

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BDW

Yoko & The Rev. Al - Blue York

Priceless Banter #05

Thursday, August 23, 2007:

The Greatest Hits on Earth Show

So, here's a show of music and interviews and clips and other bullshit since no one could do a show. Eleven years and change in a half-hour and change.

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Quotation

"Goodbye Rich Broccoli, Goodbye Bethesda."

Priceless Banter #04

Saturday, August 18, 2007:

The Late Night Pre-Vacation Show

Priceless Banter After Dark (PBAD). Dave Wave comes loaded with holy basil. Rich can't find Christine. Ty gets itchy with the hold button. The kid brings the smackdown of love. Million Dollar Idea Department goes "self-help." Dave gets dissed.

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West

Priceless Banter #03

Thursday, August 16 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show #3

Marcus guests on guitar. Earthquake in Peru. "Blue York" recap. Garageband tech support hotline. Monkeys. Rich breaks Skype. The penny. Brock O'Baughmaugh. "I think we've perfected it." News.

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Big Dave Wave - World's Worst Podcast Producer

Quotations

"I can't tell when you're talking to me or when you're playing a recording of you talking to me."

"The dead air's the best part."

"Two dumbasses with headphones and wires."

"Technology is not our future."

"We'll edit that out."

"A successful sitcom is mostly based on the strength of its title."

Priceless Banter #02

Wednesday, August 15, 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show
#2

Ty Hates on Christine. Million Dollar Idea Department. Call from Dave. Interview with Hippie Dan about the Summer of Love '67. A comedy bit. New bands: Rolling Stones; Kanye West. Six piece show since there's no power or internet in San Francisco.

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West

Apologies

Skype working on my new computer (aI have to apologize for my absence during the first show. First, I was having trouble getting Performa 460 I got at the Flea Market last Saturday - only $400, not bad, I'd say). Then, just as I was getting the signal in, Barry, my assistant, spilled Pepsi all over my mixing board and I could only hear out of the left speaker and the microphone short circuited. Well, needless to say, I was quite disappointed. But I thought the show went surprisingly well otherwise. Keep up the good work, guys! (And although I might not be the best producer in the world, I certainly don't think I qualify as the worst. That hurts. Seriously.)

Priceless Banter #01

Monday, August 13, 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show

Ty discovers stingers. Rich cannot hear himself. Ty thinks Rich is saying the word "bitch." The Mr. Weems Story. How Ty met Big Dave Wave. Dave Wave is the world's worst producer.

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