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"The spirituality of imperfection is what interests me."

Priceless Banter #37

Tuesday, October 30, 2007:

The Checking In With Trudy Show

Sufjan Stevens, something from Branches, a smidgen of Dan, a dollop of Trudy from south London, and Ozzy's BSE (as of yesterday)!

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Here We Go....

"...Corey is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility. " [clicky]
Well, yeah.

Priceless Banter #36

Wednesday, October 24, 2007:

The GOMP Show*

GOMPin', some DPEP, some Lexington Pacheco, an old promo, and the Battle Hymn. Oh, and the Musical Innards of Jazz.

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* 'Cuz it's a birthday party, bitches!

PB Reject

This is, Movement Two for Jamie Perez from Judge Brennan:

1999 > 21:08

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Priceless Banter #35

Sunday, October 21, 2007:

The Last Priceless Banter Show*

Henry and Ty. A promo. Dave and Tom (Scharpling of the Best Show on WFMU). Some Re-Re-Kol. Rich and Ty. A lost episode of Blue York. Some the Dum Dum Club on the MySpace. Ty and cop. The end.

This is the last Priceless Banter: the Kingdom of Leisure Show show! We'll post a cast reunion show "soon."

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* It's Sunday afternoon, that's why.

PB Schedule Update

Show 35 (the last show - Rich/T) soon.

Show 36 (the wrap up show) soon. Three dozen's enough.

You'll then have about 36 hours (that's a day and a half!).

Now you know.

Updated Cast Pics


A man named "Ty."


A man named "Rich."


A man named "Dave."

PBTKOLPBADMMODG (from Hall of Famer, Breann)

PBTKOLPBADMMODG

Priceless Banter: The Kingdom of Leisure Podcast, Banter After Dark & the Massively, Multiplayer Online Drinking Game

The point of this game is to encourage the PB audience to listen again and again to the Podcast, playing the game with more and more friends until the phenomenon completely upends the WOW community and shuts down the Asian gold farming market.

Or, at least gets more than 3 people to listen to the shows...

Instructions:

Receive a call from Ty, Rich or Dave- Or all 3. Or none-- you can play with yourself! (insert masturbation aside here)

Pick a PBTKOL Podcast from the more than thirty (30) different (yet uncannily alike) episodes.

Select one (1) beverage from each of three (3) categories. Drinks have point levels which, as they are consumed, may be used to earn “stingers.” A base ten (10) points earned in a drink round earn the player a special f/x sound MP3 (eg fart fan, tea baggin’, ohnoyoko or car alarmist), which they can use to annoy fellow players throughout the game.

SWEET
Prune juice (may cause gastric movement w/in 20 minutes of ingestion): 1 pt
Rich, chocolate-y Ovaltine: 2 pt
Bubble tapioca tea: 1 pt
Hummingbird syrup (four-to-one mix): 3 pt
Kool-Aid (drunk through a Red Vine “straw”--): 2 pt

SAVORY
Piping hot, miso soup: 2 pt
Scaldingly hot, Egg Drop Flower soup: 3 pt
Room temperature barley water: 1 pt
Salty Dog cocktail (vodka + salt): 1 pt
My Aunt Flo cocktail (vodka + Clamato): 3 pt
Kefir (plain): 2 pt

ASTRINGENT
Kombucha: 1 pt
A full bota bag of Retsina (a Greek wine made from tree bark): 3 pt
Absinthe (the real Green Fairy stuff from “woodworm,” + sugar + spoon): 3 pt
Yerba maté (served in a calabash gourd, sipped from a bombilla): 2 pt
Schweppes Tonic water (must include ing. “quinine”): 1 pt
Tequila: 2 pt

Note: Most of these beverages may have to be quite noisily consumed (ie. slurping, gulping, sucking, heaving), or require frequent stirrings, pourings, scrapings, ice-jostling or other “freshening-up.” It is recommended that each player have plenty of their choice beverage on hand, as PB shows are notoriously dense and slow...

As the Podcast commences, you will take a drink from your trio of selections depending on the show cues.

SHOW CUES:

If your episode features an intro by a distinctly nasal woman’s voice = drink from savory

When Rich stutters slightly, coining the phrase “Because this is... this is priceless banter...” = drink from sweet

Whenever music is played from a TKOL “archive” = drink from astringent

Whenever Dave mentions: levels = astringent

Whenever Rich asks about Dave = sweet
Whenever Dave asks about Rich = savory

Whenever Ty mentions: wires, Wire Hut™ or Tandy Corp.© = astringent

If Rich says “wide stance” = no one drinks
If Ty says “wide stance” = savory

Any reference to “Blue York” = sweet

Any reference to Dave’s junk or Dave’s feet = sweet

If a mic feeds back or distorts= savory

If anyone asks “Can you hear me now?” = deduct 5 pts from each player, and/or recall any stingers awarded.

Announcement of ad sponsorship with possible legal conflicts = astringent

Discussion of orange juice = sweet
Discussion of “rotter” = savory
Discussion of eating “poop” or “poo” = no one drinks

When a female voice speaks Toilet Talk™ = astringent

Whenever Ty sighs disconsolately &/or discusses his family = astringent + sweet

If anyone says “we can edit that out,” or “take two” = savory

When Rich has a million dollar idea = sweet
When Ty has a million dollar idea = savory

When anything on Priceless Banter is outsourced = all stingers are taken away and all player points return to zero.

If topical discussion of politics, sports or failed TV pilots goes longer than 4 minutes = astringent

When Ty whispers = no one drinks
When Rich leaves dead air while thinking = savory
When Dave gets defensive about being called the World’s Worst Podcaster = sweet

Lastly:
When the PBTKOLP outro slide guitar begins, all players should drink the remainder of their drinks in order of: astringent, savory, sweet. Whomever does not vomit copiously is considered god-like and may receive many honors via Facebook gifts, or LinkedIn referrals...

LET’S PLAY!!

Correction

Dave Wave is now, officially, the world's BEST podcast producer.

Priceless Banter #34

Tuesday, October 16, 2007:

Who Bad? PBAD, That's Who - Dave's Apartment Show -->

Art School with Marcus redux. SCV '04 Double Beats all over our joint. Music for pornography. We tour Dave's house (on video). Million dollar ideas. We play Is It Illegal? TeeVee, film, media, work, etc. More from The Grand Escape.

Only two (1) show left! Plus the end-of-series wrap party and discussion (so, shit! Two more shows!).

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Priceless Banter #33

Sunday, October 14, 2007:

The Famous Mr. Kollen Show

P'odd Couple theme. The famous Colin Sjostedt visits the show. Sports, movies, TeeVee, and the arts. The Rotter. Knees. Million dollar doughnuts (holes). Visiting the doctor. Dave's Notes! John Henry.

Only two (2) shows left!

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Priceless Banter #32

Friday, October 12, 2007:

No Banter Nite*

Protest (kids in the street). Steve-O. The Grand Escape. Holy Christ Sand Pit Show. In My Head. Trainiacs. Bonus Mountain. A no-Dave night.

Only three (3) shows left!

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* The bonus is at the end, you know "bonus" after the closing theme, don't be so damn lazy.

Priceless Banter #31

Tuesday, October 9, 2007:

Truth Doesn't Make A Noise

Everybody Say No by Tyler Molnar (when he was in second grade). Fuckin' Shit by Big Dave Wave. A Little Alcohol by the Kingdom of Leisure. Dave talks sports (damn midgets). Ty joins the Family America! Guild. Dave and Ty are "Nice Individuals" who give.... Dave wins, uh, gets his job back and now the world's bestest producer. Dude, we totally lose it. Truth Doesn't Make a Noise by White Stripes.

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Priceless Banter #30

Saturday, October 6, 2007:

Thirty Years of Serving our Number One Client: You!

Thirtieth anniversary show with Rich and Ty. Three Wise Men. Ben Harper, Trey Anastasio, and the 7-10 split. Dave may have been fired. Susan returns from India. Suburban dads selling out to the KKK. Christine says hi. Ranking minorities. Shooting the kids in the trees. Blaming John Kerry. Clinton-Craig '08.

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Says Dave

Three months of Skype: Nine bucks

Internet access: $25

USB microphone: $35

Talking for an hour about absolutely nothing: Priceless Banter

Listening to absolutely nothing for an hour: Just plain stupid!

Priceless Banter #29

Wednesday, October 3, 2007:

PBAD: Death March!

Bruised Orange, OSSOFG/SFW, 3 More Minutes, dancing with Bill O'Reilly, Lezeppelin and Same Girls, "our poop is gold," millions of Million Dollar Ideas, Dave's record review, Clowns, smallpox blankets, begging for listeners and ending the banter.

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Priceless Banter #28

Wednesday, September 26, 2007:

Blessedly Sin: The Anniversary Show

(Re)Todd talks with Sistine about everything including art, process, and her "Tggie."

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Priceless Banter #27

Wednesday, September 26, 2007:

There's a Story Here*

(Re)Todd & Rickey(tard) Coast-to-Coast catch up on all the important events of our endearing times. Ty incorrectly sets up his rig and records zero of his stingles and jingers (fortunately there's fixing it post). Stinger battle goes to: Rich!

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* Suffer through stinger problems with us.

Priceless Banter #26

Tuesday, September 25, 2007:

Dave Chats Up Mr. Tracy

Flying solo, Big Dave Wave mostly spins MC 900 Foot Jesus (with some Cat Power and tKoL) and engages in fantastic convo with Cave Junction's (Oregon) Mr. Tracy. Who says Dave's Online Priceless Banter misses (Re)Todd & Rickey(tard)?

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Priceless Banter #25

Sunday, September 23, 2007:

Breann Suffers for PBAD!

Not two, but three people talking at the same time! We finally find Breann's number and actually dial her in for an hour and a half of Toilet Talk™ (we call ™ on that shit!). What can we say, it's Dave Wave, Ty, and Breann. Toxic, disgusting, and filthy (Real Dave's last show--keep posted for info about Outsourced "Dave"). Remember, for every US American bullet, there's one less tear shed by the baby Jesus. As the Scots say...

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Priceless Banter #24

Friday, September 21, 2007:

Depths of Insanity Show!*

The clean Otis. Bruised Orange does So Many Windows. California Report from The M.O.D. New, improved, and outsourced Dave's Notes! Free the Glorious Mink/I Love Smartbomb. New promo! '78, '79, & '87 SCV duel it out in a winner-takes-all drum battle. New sponsor! Bren just loves Beethoven. The Greatest Story Ever Told medley for the kiddies.

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* A mid-week "music round-up" show. For real. Someone ticked in '78. '87 was fast.

Priceless Banter #23

Wednesday, September 19, 2007:

The Big News Show!*

Vintage Dharmabub from the archives. David Cho's "America." No Dave's Notes! No new Promos. But, big, huge, gigantic news from the people who bring you Vogue! Pete Rose facts. Ty's Indian back story. Todd & Rickey - Coast to Coast. Rich plays the Trace role. Cook & the Rook. Wide Stance and the ACLU. The softening of American. Rich does a mid-show solo. When the Chinese take over. Uncle Tom's Terrorist Repellent. Plus, vintage Princess Bridge from the archives.

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* Chewing gum & Headphones: Props to our fans in the Indian customer service industry. Namaste, homies!

Uh Oh

Bruised Orange (east goes west)

Dave, Rickey, Todd: The Retard Bros.

Priceless Banter #22

Monday, September 17, 2007:

Ty Talks with Mark

Snuggles from "take the branches off the trees." New Promo. Ty shoots it with Professor Mark. Mister Weems from "Free Milk Seminar." More time with Mark.

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125 Across - WP Crosswords



Priceless Banter #21

Saturday, September 15, 2007:

21st Birthday Party (A P'Badd Show)

Toilet talk jingle. New Promos! Scandal Excuses. 50 mg to Freedom. For a While. See Dick Run. Dave and Ty muscle through a grueling show (w/plenty of OJ talk). Ty's not black enough for HQ.

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Priceless Banter #20

Wednesday, September 12, 2007:

Twentieth Anniversary Show

Profane or profound, filthy, filthy toilet talk.

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Priceless Banter #19

Wednesday, September 12, 2007:

Mid-Week Music Roundup Show

On-air apology. BFP from One Fine Ride. Rickey's sexy new "hump day" track Promo Fodder, Dave's NEW Notes!, Ty produces a track, Tres from the next album, And evening at Jamie's. Mingus Blue from Ark Ark Ark. Paradox from LA Black.

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Priceless Banter #18

Tuesday, September 11, 2007:

The Seven-Eleven Day Show - Hella Rockin' This Bad Boy!

Dr. Scott Smith. Dave's Notes mishap. I'm Britney, Bitch. We call Mr. Kollen. Scandal Excuses. Archival hillbilly music. Diarrhea. Loads of filthy language.

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New Cast Photos!

Rich (Ricky Retard)

Ty (Todd Retard)

Dave (Big Dave Wave the World's Worst Podcast Producer)

Corey the Technical Manager

Mark the Show Psychologist

Priceless Banter #17

Monday, September 10, 2007:

The Monday Morning Quarterback Show

Kentucky. P'anne Kree Is. Ricky & Todd talk about Dave & Corey's Show. Promo Fodder. Wide Stance Squad (Donnie Brasco). More talk about Merv-the-NSA-guy-who-listens. Celebrity round-up. Ricky's news. Disrespectin' LinkedIn.

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West

Priceless Banter #16

Saturday, September 8, 2007:

Corey's PBAD Show

Corey. Hollywood. Suspension. Cold Sores. Suspension. Hollywood. Corey. (Yeah, that's Corey) --->

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East

Priceless Banter #15

Friday, September 7, 2007:

The Staff Meeting Show

Ty tries to hold a staff meeting. More technical difficulty. Pancreas talk. Jerry Hsu. Dave has ADD. Rich thinks it's a show. We celebrate differences.

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Priceless Banter #14

Wednesday, September 5, 2007:

The Memphis Evans Show

Fox News vs. Nepal. Sick As Jesus Set featuring Uncle Larry. Promo 5. Another prospective song from the new tKoL album, Eight One. Chrystal says, "Your title should be the The Most Narcissistic Show Online You guys do love the sound of your own voices!" Huh? Did you say something? We were listening to us.

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Priceless Banter #13

Tuesday, September 4, 2007:

Mid-week Music Make-up Show

Hey, what's that sound? Losing/gaining sponsors? Tea with the British. Henry talks WWII. Music. Mayhem.

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Priceless Banter #12

Saturday, September 1, 2007:

The PBAD Prequel Show

Ty calls Dave. They talk. Loads of do-overs. Lost numbers and lost Rich.


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Priceless Banter #11

Saturday, December 11, 2011:

Dave's Birthday Miracle Show (of the future)

Breakfast, found MD, Roz, LAVA in studio, Marcus is buried in wires, Senator Craig's ongoing admissions, Estaban and Mr. Kollen Show (just kidding), long chat with Susan, Kodosapien. (See party show photo at right, Todd, Big Dave Wave, and Rick).



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Priceless Banter #10

Thursday, August 30, 2007:

Thank You For That Generous Warm-up

Driving with the windows down ('cuz it's hot). Larry Craig's Confession. Sick-Ass Remix. Mad Monkeys. Red Eye. The Estaban & Mr. Kollen Show: Mr. Kollen's Dream. tKoL @ Phantasmagoria 2006 Live - Princess Bridge, Obligatory Train Song. Sue me over the levels, already. Learn to use the volume knob, dammit!

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East

Priceless Banter #09

Wednesday, August 29, 2007:

The Estaban & Mr. Kollen Show

Wire Hut. Estaban & Mr. Kollen. All of The Rest. Why podcasts suck. Ty plays "What Are They Doing Now?" Hint: Mr. Kollen's not working at Wire Hut after all.

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America

U.S. Americans Stand Strong!

More Miss Monkey

“Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t and if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography in our education, so people will learn how to read maps better.”

- Miss Monkey South Carolina

Priceless Banter #08

Tuesday, August 28, 2007:

Mid-week Music Make-up Show

Trying to atone for almost losing 3/4 of show seven. Here. Take it. Enjoy it. Be baffled. Now we're even!

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PB's First (non-self-referential) Quotation

"I can't put my finger on it, but I like this show, Senseless Banter."

- Leza

[uh...thanks]

Miss Monkey

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

- Miss Monkey South Carolina

Sponsored By...



Priceless Banter #07

Monday, August 27, 2007:

Sponsored By...Episode Seven (the lost show...almost)

Dr. Hareem's world of fine products presents: The show almost lost. Deleted. Recovered. Software crashes. Everything that could go wrong and right. OCD to ADD.

One-half to one million dollar idea department. Dave calls the show. Everybody brings Dave's notes. Rich talks to the past. Ty talks to his future child. Democrats suck. Just listen.

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Priceless Banter #06

Saturday, August 25, 2007:

Another PBAD Show (not barefoot!)

Shoes, flip-flops, or sandals? Ty's Blue York shirt. When Dave met Rich. The gilded age has arrived. Dave of "Dave's Notes" (the world's worst podcast producer). Corey the world's worst podcast web manager. Arrested Development. Dave sez a poyme. Songs from the archives; songs from the future. Dave loses a ride. Rich goes hiking. XXX Chubby Twats. Music from Radiomakesmemad. Baby shower madness (oh, it's not a bachelor's party).

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BDW

Yoko & The Rev. Al - Blue York

Priceless Banter #05

Thursday, August 23, 2007:

The Greatest Hits on Earth Show

So, here's a show of music and interviews and clips and other bullshit since no one could do a show. Eleven years and change in a half-hour and change.

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Quotation

"Goodbye Rich Broccoli, Goodbye Bethesda."

Priceless Banter #04

Saturday, August 18, 2007:

The Late Night Pre-Vacation Show

Priceless Banter After Dark (PBAD). Dave Wave comes loaded with holy basil. Rich can't find Christine. Ty gets itchy with the hold button. The kid brings the smackdown of love. Million Dollar Idea Department goes "self-help." Dave gets dissed.

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West

Priceless Banter #03

Thursday, August 16 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show #3

Marcus guests on guitar. Earthquake in Peru. "Blue York" recap. Garageband tech support hotline. Monkeys. Rich breaks Skype. The penny. Brock O'Baughmaugh. "I think we've perfected it." News.

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Big Dave Wave - World's Worst Podcast Producer