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Quotations

"I can't tell when you're talking to me or when you're playing a recording of you talking to me."

"The dead air's the best part."

"Two dumbasses with headphones and wires."

"Technology is not our future."

"We'll edit that out."

"A successful sitcom is mostly based on the strength of its title."

Priceless Banter #02

Wednesday, August 15, 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show
#2

Ty Hates on Christine. Million Dollar Idea Department. Call from Dave. Interview with Hippie Dan about the Summer of Love '67. A comedy bit. New bands: Rolling Stones; Kanye West. Six piece show since there's no power or internet in San Francisco.

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West

Apologies

Skype working on my new computer (aI have to apologize for my absence during the first show. First, I was having trouble getting Performa 460 I got at the Flea Market last Saturday - only $400, not bad, I'd say). Then, just as I was getting the signal in, Barry, my assistant, spilled Pepsi all over my mixing board and I could only hear out of the left speaker and the microphone short circuited. Well, needless to say, I was quite disappointed. But I thought the show went surprisingly well otherwise. Keep up the good work, guys! (And although I might not be the best producer in the world, I certainly don't think I qualify as the worst. That hurts. Seriously.)

Priceless Banter #01

Monday, August 13, 2007:

The Technical Difficulties Show

Ty discovers stingers. Rich cannot hear himself. Ty thinks Rich is saying the word "bitch." The Mr. Weems Story. How Ty met Big Dave Wave. Dave Wave is the world's worst producer.

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